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Done in 15 minutes.

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"Uh...Rarity?"

"Yes, Apple-" Rarity stopped, and her voice died in her throat. Her jaw stopped working, and she could only say words that were either "Ehke" or "AHLKDLA."

In the mare's mouth was, indeed, a Dark Red Carnation, the ultimate, not-quite-cliched symbol of...well...

"A-...Applejack?" Rarity finally found her ability to speak. "Y-you do know that-"

"Ah Reckon that I know exactly what it means." Applejack was dead serious. "Do you want to...uh...try with me? I know that ya wanted a good stallion...but-"

"Just...give me time to think, okay, Applejack? I...really want time to think."
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And then Soarin came in and kidnapped Applejack,
shout loudly about "MY PIIIIIIIIIIIIE!" before bucking dirt at Rarity and fleeing.
A flabbergasted Spitfire stood nearby.
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~MoiderahOfSanity Apr 19, 2012  Student Filmographer
And then Rarity went on an epic quest in the name of kicking Soarin's ass, as well as finding out more about her sexuality.

Wait what.
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And then Twilight Sparkle walked up to Spitfire, frazzled as she was knocked over by Rarity, being distracted from Soarin carrying Applejack.
"What happened?" She asked.

Yet the Captain still stood there before being hauled back to the library for
medical examination.
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~MoiderahOfSanity Apr 21, 2012  Student Filmographer
Seems legit.
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And THEN, Soarin tore down your wall with Pinkie's hammer. (How he got it remains under investigation.)
Not only did he steal all of the pies in your household, he also demolished a perfectly good couched and P-51 Mustang while he was at it. Close it pursuit, Rarity apologized profoundly for the damages after bowling you over. After she went in pursuit, Rainbow Dash came in to see what the ruckus was with both Spitfire and Twilight Sparkle. "Hey dude, mind telling us what just happened?"
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~MoiderahOfSanity May 20, 2012  Student Filmographer
"I HAVE NO IDEA. KILL ZEM ALL."
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~cmanhanks Apr 16, 2012  Student Artist
oh lawdy, moar lesbos
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~MoiderahOfSanity Apr 16, 2012  Student Filmographer
ADN THIN THEY WERE LISBON.
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~Sh4dowSentinel Mar 9, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I reckon that those would be Rarity's exact words, Ehke" or "AHLKDLA."
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~MoiderahOfSanity Mar 9, 2012  Student Filmographer
I agree.

Wait what.
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